ME: I need to write Kali some Wincest to make up for the Valentine's fic and I think I'm going to try anachronic order, but umm - why are there so many damn decisions to make at the beginning?
JAIMEY: Okay, you're writing top!Sam in late season six. Don't forget the sartorial kink, the hurt comfort, or the breathplay - especially given that you're chickening out on monging. Wussy.
ME: Yes, ma'am. I need a MacGuffin to get these guys into a ritzy wedding that they're going to get thrown out of.
SISTA: I'm looking at Warehouse 13's website - Edgar Allan Poe's notebook and pen...
ME: Well, obviously Poe was supposed to be a prophet. Balthazar fucked it up. And Balthazar's the kind of angel who would not only know what a Black AmEx is, he'd have one. And those started as an urban legend, so perfect. Now fetch me some names for the bride and groom's family.
SISTA: Your brain must be a terrifying place. But while you're at it, make the bride's family Yakuza. **throws enormous amount of knowledge of Japanese names and culture at me**
JAIMEY: Don't forget how much Kali loves tongues. Also, Dean should come untouched.
ME: God that would be hot.
JAIMEY: Yep. So get on with it, would you - h/c shower times are good, but you promised porn.
ME: ACK, I can't write porn write now. Cally?
CALLY: Write it, bitch.
ME: DS, will you write some porn at the end of this monstrosity? I can't get Dean out of his cocoon and somehow he's gotta come untouched.
DS: OF COURSE I'LL WRITE PORN **steams up my screen while she porns it all up**
ME: Awesome. Cally, take a look at this, please, for I am insecure and because you're so good at it?
CALLY: You are so my bitch. **proceeds to make everything in it ten times better and smoother**
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ME: I need to write Kali some Wincest to make up for the Valentine's fic and I think I'm going to try anachronic order, but umm - why are there so many damn decisions to make at the beginning?
JAIMEY: Okay, you're writing top!Sam in late season six. Don't forget the sartorial kink, the hurt comfort, or the breathplay - especially given that you're chickening out on monging. Wussy.
ME: Yes, ma'am. I need a MacGuffin to get these guys into a ritzy wedding that they're going to get thrown out of.
SISTA: I'm looking at Warehouse 13's website - Edgar Allan Poe's notebook and pen...
ME: Well, obviously Poe was supposed to be a prophet. Balthazar fucked it up. And Balthazar's the kind of angel who would not only know what a Black AmEx is, he'd have one. And those started as an urban legend, so perfect. Now fetch me some names for the bride and groom's family.
SISTA: Your brain must be a terrifying place. But while you're at it, make the bride's family Yakuza. **throws enormous amount of knowledge of Japanese names and culture at me**
JAIMEY: Don't forget how much Kali loves tongues. Also, Dean should come untouched.
ME: God that would be hot.
JAIMEY: Yep. So get on with it, would you - h/c shower times are good, but you promised porn.
ME: ACK, I can't write porn write now. Cally?
CALLY: Write it, bitch.
ME: DS, will you write some porn at the end of this monstrosity? I can't get Dean out of his cocoon and somehow he's gotta come untouched.
DS: OF COURSE I'LL WRITE PORN **steams up my screen while she porns it all up**
ME: Awesome. Cally, take a look at this, please, for I am insecure and because you're so good at it?
CALLY: You are so my bitch. **proceeds to make everything in it ten times better and smoother**