I tried to smash together as many elements from your prompts as I could, so you get full credit for the last-second pull off. And wow, am I blushing now, because you know how I feel about your porny-bits - to hear you call this hot is just filling me with absolute squee! You're my favorite bad influence ever! ♥ Thanks so much for pushing me out of my comfort zone on this; it was, in the end, a lot of fun to write and I'm hoping it will inspire further wrist!kink writing by you more grizzled veterans.

As for further porn writing by me, we'll have to see if I can pull it off less drunk next time. I don't think my liver can handle many more nights like yesterday. ;^) But I'm glad you think it was worth it.