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moragmacpherson ([personal profile] moragmacpherson) wrote2009-04-01 10:39 pm
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Best pickup item ever

Bought World War Z the other day.

Had four guys following me out of the shop.

Took it to the coffee shop.

Had three guys chat me up.

Seriously.  This is what you guys have been looking for all this time?  To hell with tits and leather pants, what you guys really want is a chick who knows that when the inevitable zombie invasion comes, the most important thing is to remember to destroy the brain!

I wish someone had told me earlier.  I've been quietly assessing every building I enter for its ability to withstand an undead attack since I was a little girl.

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