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moragmacpherson) wrote2010-12-02 07:09 pm
moragmacpherson) wrote2010-12-02 07:09 pm
Taunting me with his existence, again. Also: LOVE
Oh, bespoke waiter, why must your breath-taking beauty, even with a lousy haircut, rob me of all powers of intelligent or even coherent speech? I might be able to woo you with my wits but everytime I see you my tongue gets all mushy and I start to drool a little bit. And once again, I left my take-out container on the table afterwards because I had to run out of the restaurant and go fan myself before I regained the capability for rational thought.
And yet over at the love meme, my beloved f-list keeps accusing me of being intelligent. Foolish mortals - you've never seen me wilt in the light of the Adonis of my libidinous dreams. Despite your misconceptions, however, I still love you all and remain totally humbled by the concept that such awesome people are so fond of my absurd scribblings.
And yet over at the love meme, my beloved f-list keeps accusing me of being intelligent. Foolish mortals - you've never seen me wilt in the light of the Adonis of my libidinous dreams. Despite your misconceptions, however, I still love you all and remain totally humbled by the concept that such awesome people are so fond of my absurd scribblings.