Taunting me with his existence, again. Also: LOVE

[moragmacpherson]

Oh, bespoke waiter, why must your breath-taking beauty, even with a lousy haircut, rob me of all powers of intelligent or even coherent speech?  I might be able to woo you with my wits but everytime I see you my tongue gets all mushy and I start to drool a little bit.  And once again, I left my take-out container on the table afterwards because I had to run out of the restaurant and go fan myself before I regained the capability for rational thought.

And yet over at the love meme, my beloved f-list keeps accusing me of being intelligent.  Foolish mortals - you've never seen me wilt in the light of the Adonis of my libidinous dreams.  Despite your misconceptions, however, I still love you all and remain totally humbled by the concept that such awesome people are so fond of my absurd scribblings.

Comments

[jjhunter]

Hee!

My inbox is flooded with love for you. <3

[moragmacpherson]

I see that. It's nice to be loved. And much is my love for you too, habeebati.

[booster17.livejournal.com]

That is most distinctly babble.

*stares at you*

Just how good-looking is this guy!?!?!

[moragmacpherson.livejournal.com]

It's not just that he's good-looking (my Roomie confirms that he is) but that he's good-looking in all of my favorite ways: tall, lean but with broad shoulders, long limbs and fingers, always somehow appears to have needed to shave about six hours ago, dark hair, bright blue eyes, really nice lips, sharp cheekbones and jaw line, smoky voice (accentuated by the fact that he smokes and always lights my cigarette for me if he catches me waiting outside - I'd say that was a hopeful sign but he does it for everyone), his hips *sway* when he walks, he laughs easily, moves like a damn ninja (the only reason he's ever heard me say anything other than a mumbled order or thank you is because he sneaks up on me), terrific smile... **sigh** Like I said: bespoke to my every libidinous whim. I've gone and rhapsodized about him again, haven't I? Dammit. He even went and shaved his damn head a couple weeks back and he still does this to me. I'm usually so good with men.