moragmacpherson | Self-cest Comment-Fic Meme

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This is a multi-fandom comment-fic meme based on the following exchange:

Callowyn: to me, there is no such thing as a crack pairing.
Morag: Would you ship Arthur from Inception with Tom from 500 Days of Summer?
Callowyn: dude, I invented a verse solely for reasons of misha kissing misha. I WOULD SHIP ANYONE WITH THEMSELVES. AND YOU CAN QUOTE ME ON THAT.
Morag: Challenge accepted.

And there’s so much to work with! How many times have characters canonically met their past selves, or alternate reality versions of themselves, or an evil doppelganger, or even run across the actors that play them? How many crossovers have you read where someone meets their look-alike from another universe? Think of the classic Buffy episode The Replacements, in which Riley Finn says of two Xanders: "Doesn't it make everyone wanna lock them in separate rooms and do experiments on them?"

Fuck that shit, let's see what happens when they're locked in a room together! Maybe they'll have sex? Awesome. We all love imagining pretty faces making out with each other. Now it’s time to imagine pretty faces making out with themselves!

Rules:

All fandoms welcome! Both RPF and Fanfiction are fair game. And yes, this is an invitation for someone to write Brit Marling/Rhoda Williams (Another Earth).
Threesomes and more-somes are more than welcome, provided that at least TWO participants have the same face. You may have Arthur (Inception)/Tom (500 Days of Summer)/Zooey Deschanel. You may have Eames (Inception)/Tom Hardy/Handsome Bob (Rocknrolla). You may NOT have Eames/Joseph Gordon Levitt—at least, not in this meme.
For fictional characters, you may prompt different ages of the same character, even if that character was played by a different actor onscreen. For example, Dean Winchester as played by Brock Kelly can be shipped with Dean Winchester as played by Jensen Ackles. However, you may NOT prompt Brock!Dean/Tom Hanniger (played by Jensen). If the face doesn’t match, the character must be the same.
This is a kink-friendly meme: both YKINMK (Your Kink is Not My Kink) and YSINMS (Your Squick is Not My Squick) apply. Please respect both, and use thread titles to warn and avoid as needed.
Re: Underage — I'm sorry this is an issue, and remember, that which is condoned in fiction has NOTHING to do with what is condoned in reality — but if an ACTOR is currently underage, then writing RPF about that person is off limits. You may have Sam Winchester (age 15)/Sam Winchester (age 24), because Sam Winchester is a fictional character. You may NOT have Colin Ford/Sam Winchester, because Colin Ford is a real person under the age of seventeen. Please be considerate when warning. If you need clarification, feel free to private message me.
Wheaton's Law rules: DON'T BE A DICK. Otherwise angry nerds in ugly clown sweaters will storm your house and possibly attack you with photon torpedoes.

Prompts should list the pairing (including fandoms) in the subject line and the details of the prompt in a comment. Please add “Fill” to the subject line when answering a prompt, as well as any relevant warnings (including changing the warnings for later parts, if necessary). Do try to keep a reasonable proportion of your fills/prompts; i.e. if you leave five prompts, it's time to think about putting in a fill before you make another prompt. Remember: don't be a dick!

Unless it becomes an issue, anon commenting is ON and IP logging is OFF. I'm hoping this doesn't become an issue. I hate being Authority, because then I have to rebel against myself.

ETA: An excellent question about the eligibility of voice actor pairings was raised by black_sluggard. [Link to Thread] See the linked thread for details, but the tl;dr is: if you're unsure, ask, and there will be a case by case decision following the procedures I outlined in my reply.

So go forth and have fun!

List of Fills
(listed in order of posting for now, until I figure out a better method - by character or fandom or something, I'm not sure yet)

Hooked by

moragmacpherson - Jimmy Novak (SPN)/Jacob Glaser (Stonehenge Apocalypse); Novakcest, marking, mild blood play. (Explicit)
Untitled by

metonomia - Rhoda Williams/Herself (Another Earth); no warnings but contains some spoilers (Teen or Mature)
Let the Right One In by

moragmacpherson - Robo!Sam/BoyKing!Sam (SPN); rough sex, mild breathplay, power play, violence (Explicit)
Similarities and Differences by

thecookiemomma - Tenth Doctor (Doctor Who)/Barty Crouch Jr. (Harry Potter); oral sex, (Explicit)
Untitled by

joelthecat (posted as anonymous) - Vala Mal Doran (SG-1)/Aeryn Sun (Farscape); frottage (Mature)
In Which There Are Two Jensens by

orchidfire - Dean Winchester (SPN)/Boaz Priestly (Ten Inch Hero); oral sex, tattoo and piercing kink (Explicit)
Untitled by

joelthecat - Donna Noble (Doctor Who)/Lauren Cooper (The Catherine Tate Show); no warnings (General Audiences)
Alabaster by

orchidfire - Bellatrix Lestrange (Harry Potter) / Marla Singer (Fight Club); Violence, rape/non-con, object-insertion, torture, humiliation, hate sex, power imbalance, racism, misogyny, choking/breathplay (EXPLICIT)
Believe by

orchidfire - Jimmy Novak (SPN)/Jacob Glaser (Stonehenge Apocalypse) (non-Novakcest); no warnings (General Audiences)
Close Encounters of the Fourth-Dimensional Kind by

orchidfire - Trueform!Castiel/Trueform!Castiel (SPN); no warnings (General Audiences)
in these silences something may rise by

knightblazer - Jimmy Novak (SPN)/Jacob Glaser (Stonehenge Apocalypse); Novakcest, hand-kink (MATURE)
At the Double Palm by

joelthecat - Daniel Jackson (Stargate SG-1)/Jimmy (Sanctuary); oral sex (Mature)
Untitled by Anonymous - Laura Roslin(Battlestar Galactica 2003)/Sharon Raydor(The Closer); oral sex (Explicit)
No Time Like the Present by Anonymous - Eduardo Saverin (The Social Network)/Frank (Doctor Who); no warnings (General Audiences)

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They try to out-sass each other until they're both blue in the face.

"What," demanded Donna, "is that?"

"It's a bloody dalek, isn't it?" snapped the doctor as he slammed the Tardis door against the machine.

"Not that," said Donna, "that!"

She pointed at the ginger-haired teenager in the comprehensive uniform that the Doctor had shoved into the Tardis ahead of him.

"Dunno. Rather looks like a pint-sized you, does it not?"

His hands moved over the controls, and the elderly Tardis began to function.

"What you mean," the child demanded, "version of her? I ain't nothing like that old bat!"

"Old bat!"

"Give me sass, Missy," said the Doctor, "and I'll chuck you back out for that thing to treat as it did your friends!"

"That weren't my friends," said the girl. "Liese and Ryan is back at the chipper, see. I just popped out to see what all the noise was about, and... and they stayed inside, see? That weren't me brethren you saw. It weren't them."

"They're dead, you know," said the doctor.

"Are not."

"Doctor," said Donna, "leave the poor thing alone."

"I ain't no poor thing, neither!" said the girl.

"How old are you, sweetie?" Donna asked.

"An I ain't your sweetie!"

Donna felt for the girl. She must be horribly disoriented, having seen her friends murdered at her age. She was horribly rude, but that was surely due to the trauma she'd been through.

"Why don't we have a cup of tea?" she said gently.

"Don't tell me what to do!" the girl said. The Tardis lurched and she stumbled, but Donna caught her.

"Donna," said the Doctor, "this is hard enough... get the silly chit out of her please!"

"Come along, then, and get out of the Doctor's way."

"Am I in his way?" the girl asked, tears threatening to spill from her eyes. "Is it that I'm in his way? Is it? Is it that I'm in his way?"

"Donna!" the Doctor snarled.

"He's a bit busy, just now," Donna said.

"Am I bothered? Am I bothered, though? Do I look bothered? Look at my face! Is this face...."

Donna slapped her, and she stopped in silent shock. Donna grasped her hand and led her out of the control room and down to the galley.

"Sit down," said Donna.

"Don't tell me what to do!"

Donna slapped her again, and the girl slapped her back.

"What is wrong with you?" Donna exploded. "That man just saved your life, and you have the unholy nerve to come in here and give him lip?"

"I'm not..."

"I DO NOT CARE!" Donna screamed. "I do not care if you are bothered or if your face looks bothered or if any other part of you looks bothered! You can keep your bloody mouth shut, or I will show you bothered, Miss!"

Donna regretted it immediately. The child's bottom lip trembled, but rather than cry, she pushed over the sugar dispenser. Donna closed her eyes for a moment, then opened them again. The girl was glaring at her, clinging to the last shred of her dignity.

"Let it go," Donna said.

"Let what go?" asked the girl.

"You're in a strange place with strange people and a rubbish bin on wheels shooting at you. You're allowed to cry."

"I'm not crying," the girl insisted.

"No," said Donna, "of course you're not." She took a paper napkin and dabbed at the tears on the girl's face. "Just a few raindrops, here, then," she said. She brushed the two stiffly gelled strands of auburn hair back out of the girl's face. "What's your name, then?" she asked.

"L... Lauren. Lauren Cooper."

"Where are you from, Lauren?"

"Tunbridge Wells."

"And how old are you?"

"F... fifteen. You reckon...?"

"What?"

"You reckon me brethren's really...?"

"I'm afraid so," Donna told her.

"Yeah, well, I'm not... not...."

"Yes, you are," said Donna. She dabbed away more tears. Lauren stumbled forward against her, and Donna put her arms around her.

"Not... bothered...."

"Right," Donna said, "of course you're not." She kissed the child's hair. Lauren looked up at her, and Donna kissed her forehead.

"You disrespectin' me?" Lauren asked.

"Is that your idea of disrespect?"

"Would you let me do that to you, then?" she demanded.

"Why don't you try it and see?" said Donna. Lauren's eyes blazed, and she reached up and kissed Donna's forehead, then her cheek, and then her lips.

"Better?" Donna asked. Lauren shook her head. "Try a bit more, then." Instead, Lauren laid her head on Donna's shoulder. "Bother the tea," said Donna. "Come and have a lie down, why don't you?"

Much later, the Doctor, as oblivious as ever to any need to knock, stuck his head in Donna's bedroom door. Donna and Lauren lay spooned together, two mops of ginger hair forming one pile, sound asleep.

"That," said the Doctor to himself, "is well bad."

Oh, my gosh. This is amazing. I was giggling and awwwing the whole time. Good job. :D

Glad you liked it. Sorry it wasn't hotter, but you know... fifteen? Anyway, it were well fun to write :-)

Ahhh, thank you! I love the banter you have going on between them, and the part where they slap each other actually made me laugh out loud.

Glad you liked it. Thanks so much for the prompt.

ADSJHADKFJHVDSKJIHVFDS!!!!!!!!

I'VE LOST THE ABILITY TOUCAN!!!

ROFL

I do hope that's a good thing!

Yes, it is. Well, depoending on how you look at it. It's good for you, so yes :)

Self-cest Comment-Fic Meme

Prompt: Donna Noble (Doctor Who)/Lauren Cooper (The Catherine Tate Show)

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