moragmacpherson | Self-cest Comment-Fic Meme

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This is a multi-fandom comment-fic meme based on the following exchange:

Callowyn: to me, there is no such thing as a crack pairing.
Morag: Would you ship Arthur from Inception with Tom from 500 Days of Summer?
Callowyn: dude, I invented a verse solely for reasons of misha kissing misha. I WOULD SHIP ANYONE WITH THEMSELVES. AND YOU CAN QUOTE ME ON THAT.
Morag: Challenge accepted.

And there’s so much to work with! How many times have characters canonically met their past selves, or alternate reality versions of themselves, or an evil doppelganger, or even run across the actors that play them? How many crossovers have you read where someone meets their look-alike from another universe? Think of the classic Buffy episode The Replacements, in which Riley Finn says of two Xanders: "Doesn't it make everyone wanna lock them in separate rooms and do experiments on them?"

Fuck that shit, let's see what happens when they're locked in a room together! Maybe they'll have sex? Awesome. We all love imagining pretty faces making out with each other. Now it’s time to imagine pretty faces making out with themselves!

Rules:

All fandoms welcome! Both RPF and Fanfiction are fair game. And yes, this is an invitation for someone to write Brit Marling/Rhoda Williams (Another Earth).
Threesomes and more-somes are more than welcome, provided that at least TWO participants have the same face. You may have Arthur (Inception)/Tom (500 Days of Summer)/Zooey Deschanel. You may have Eames (Inception)/Tom Hardy/Handsome Bob (Rocknrolla). You may NOT have Eames/Joseph Gordon Levitt—at least, not in this meme.
For fictional characters, you may prompt different ages of the same character, even if that character was played by a different actor onscreen. For example, Dean Winchester as played by Brock Kelly can be shipped with Dean Winchester as played by Jensen Ackles. However, you may NOT prompt Brock!Dean/Tom Hanniger (played by Jensen). If the face doesn’t match, the character must be the same.
This is a kink-friendly meme: both YKINMK (Your Kink is Not My Kink) and YSINMS (Your Squick is Not My Squick) apply. Please respect both, and use thread titles to warn and avoid as needed.
Re: Underage — I'm sorry this is an issue, and remember, that which is condoned in fiction has NOTHING to do with what is condoned in reality — but if an ACTOR is currently underage, then writing RPF about that person is off limits. You may have Sam Winchester (age 15)/Sam Winchester (age 24), because Sam Winchester is a fictional character. You may NOT have Colin Ford/Sam Winchester, because Colin Ford is a real person under the age of seventeen. Please be considerate when warning. If you need clarification, feel free to private message me.
Wheaton's Law rules: DON'T BE A DICK. Otherwise angry nerds in ugly clown sweaters will storm your house and possibly attack you with photon torpedoes.

Prompts should list the pairing (including fandoms) in the subject line and the details of the prompt in a comment. Please add “Fill” to the subject line when answering a prompt, as well as any relevant warnings (including changing the warnings for later parts, if necessary). Do try to keep a reasonable proportion of your fills/prompts; i.e. if you leave five prompts, it's time to think about putting in a fill before you make another prompt. Remember: don't be a dick!

Unless it becomes an issue, anon commenting is ON and IP logging is OFF. I'm hoping this doesn't become an issue. I hate being Authority, because then I have to rebel against myself.

ETA: An excellent question about the eligibility of voice actor pairings was raised by black_sluggard. [Link to Thread] See the linked thread for details, but the tl;dr is: if you're unsure, ask, and there will be a case by case decision following the procedures I outlined in my reply.

So go forth and have fun!

List of Fills
(listed in order of posting for now, until I figure out a better method - by character or fandom or something, I'm not sure yet)

Hooked by

moragmacpherson - Jimmy Novak (SPN)/Jacob Glaser (Stonehenge Apocalypse); Novakcest, marking, mild blood play. (Explicit)
Untitled by

metonomia - Rhoda Williams/Herself (Another Earth); no warnings but contains some spoilers (Teen or Mature)
Let the Right One In by

moragmacpherson - Robo!Sam/BoyKing!Sam (SPN); rough sex, mild breathplay, power play, violence (Explicit)
Similarities and Differences by

thecookiemomma - Tenth Doctor (Doctor Who)/Barty Crouch Jr. (Harry Potter); oral sex, (Explicit)
Untitled by

joelthecat (posted as anonymous) - Vala Mal Doran (SG-1)/Aeryn Sun (Farscape); frottage (Mature)
In Which There Are Two Jensens by

orchidfire - Dean Winchester (SPN)/Boaz Priestly (Ten Inch Hero); oral sex, tattoo and piercing kink (Explicit)
Untitled by

joelthecat - Donna Noble (Doctor Who)/Lauren Cooper (The Catherine Tate Show); no warnings (General Audiences)
Alabaster by

orchidfire - Bellatrix Lestrange (Harry Potter) / Marla Singer (Fight Club); Violence, rape/non-con, object-insertion, torture, humiliation, hate sex, power imbalance, racism, misogyny, choking/breathplay (EXPLICIT)
Believe by

orchidfire - Jimmy Novak (SPN)/Jacob Glaser (Stonehenge Apocalypse) (non-Novakcest); no warnings (General Audiences)
Close Encounters of the Fourth-Dimensional Kind by

orchidfire - Trueform!Castiel/Trueform!Castiel (SPN); no warnings (General Audiences)
in these silences something may rise by

knightblazer - Jimmy Novak (SPN)/Jacob Glaser (Stonehenge Apocalypse); Novakcest, hand-kink (MATURE)
At the Double Palm by

joelthecat - Daniel Jackson (Stargate SG-1)/Jimmy (Sanctuary); oral sex (Mature)
Untitled by Anonymous - Laura Roslin(Battlestar Galactica 2003)/Sharon Raydor(The Closer); oral sex (Explicit)
No Time Like the Present by Anonymous - Eduardo Saverin (The Social Network)/Frank (Doctor Who); no warnings (General Audiences)

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The Doctor ran his hands down the other man's face. "Oh, my. They were right. You look exactly like me."

Barty just grinned, capturing the hand on his face. "Oh, I'd say you looked like me, Muggle," and the last word, which didn't seem to translate for a few moments, was spat out of that mouth, so eerily familiar that there was nothing for it. He ran his thumbs over Barty's lips, then ran them over his own in comparison.

"I wonder what it'd be like to..." The Doctor whispered quietly, keeping his weird experiments to himself, or so he thought.

"Come off it, Healer." The Purebloods had no definition for the word 'doctor', so some well-meaning halfblood -- *cough*SeverusSnape*cough* -- had explained and they'd labeled him a healer right off. Rose was off with some tall wizard with a long gray beard, probably getting into all kinds of trouble, but he was here with this guy, who looked exactly like him. And who was speaking to him. "Come off it. I know that look. That's one thing you can't do, hey? Misunderstand the expressions on my face." The young wizard was right. He could see something akin to craziness, loneliness and an exposure to raw power of some kind on Crouch's face. "You want to see what it would be like, huh? See if it's the body or the personality that makes things feel good. Strangely enough, I'm game."

The wizard leaned in, tilting his head just slightly, and the Doctor sighed with contentment as their lips touched. He kept his eyes closed, not wanting to connect *that* much with the man, but he couldn't help running his hands along the other man's body, appreciating (for the first time) the robes half the culture wore. He found a button and began undoing it with a methodical precision that Barty copied.

Barty pulled back from the kiss, relieving him of his jacket and shirt, and gazed at his chest. This body hadn't had a chance to gain too many scars, so he knew what the man was looking at when his own robe fell open and dropped away. Crouch's body was lined with scars. The Doctor couldn't prevent his fingers from coming up and tracing every single one with care. "Don't." Barty's voice was shaky as he just banished no, Vanished the Doctor's trousers with a flick of his wand.

"Oi!" The Doctor complained at the move, but only half-heartedly. The anticipation prevented him from getting /too/ worked up about anything else.

"Give over," Barty drawled. "S not like I can't loan you clothing." The Doctor conceded the point with a tilt of his head. "C'mon." Barty wrapped himself around the Time Lord, and did that weird popping-travel thing. It felt like being sucked through a tube, and then they landed on the floor of a bedroom. Barty pushed him toward the bed, not too roughly, and set to examining the Doctor's body in detail. He started with the toes and worked his way up, knowing exactly where to touch.

Still disoriented from the teleport thing, the Doctor lay still, watching in fascination as Barty moved up his body in agonizing slowness. It took a while, but he finally reached the Time Lord's cock, and he put it into his mouth. The Doctor groaned and bucked his hips. Barty released him, growling. "You'll stay still, or I'll quit, or maybe immobilize you." The Doctor didn't know what that meant for sure, but he wasn't keen on either of those options, so he lay still, counting the numbers of planets in the Hratadorian system in triskadekanary. That usually did the trick.

“Much better.” And there, behind wild eyes, the Doctor could see the differences between them as the man lowered his head to go back to giving him a blow. The fear and anger whirling around inside, the effects of some sort of magic on his brain, and the shrieking and tearing of very basic things inside the man's head all glared back at him through familiar pupils. The counting stopped working, and the Doctor knew it wasn't going to be long before he orgasmed.

“Won't be long, Barty, so if you don't want to...” Instead of moving or releasing him, Barty sucked harder, reaching down to massage that one place... How did he? Oh, right. Stupid question. The Doctor rolled his eyes, then closed them as he came hard down the other man's throat. With a crazy yet satisfied grin, the wizard pulled off, looking up at the Doctor with a tilted head.

“Yeah, I reckon I could return the favor,” the Doctor replied. “It'd only seem fair. Put your wand down, though.”

“Can't,” Barty joked, already moving to set the piece of ebony wood down on the nightstand. “It's attached, see?”

With a roll of his eyes for adolescent races and their adolescent humor, the Doctor set about satisfying his own curiosity.

Oh my. This is lovely. And hot.

Thank you. Yay!

Oh, dear me! How very well done! You have the characters spot on! I especially like the Doctor's sensing what was in poor Barty's head. Lovely piece, just lovely!

Thank you! Glad you enjoyed.

I love this. Thank you. *grins*

Sure! Glad you enjoyed!

Self-cest Comment-Fic Meme

FILL: Similarities and differences. Tenth Doctor/Barty Crouch Jr. (Oral Sex, NC-17)

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Re: FILL: Similarities and differences. Tenth Doctor/Barty Crouch Jr. (Oral Sex, NC-17)

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