moragmacpherson | Self-cest Comment-Fic Meme

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This is a multi-fandom comment-fic meme based on the following exchange:

Callowyn: to me, there is no such thing as a crack pairing.
Morag: Would you ship Arthur from Inception with Tom from 500 Days of Summer?
Callowyn: dude, I invented a verse solely for reasons of misha kissing misha. I WOULD SHIP ANYONE WITH THEMSELVES. AND YOU CAN QUOTE ME ON THAT.
Morag: Challenge accepted.

And there’s so much to work with! How many times have characters canonically met their past selves, or alternate reality versions of themselves, or an evil doppelganger, or even run across the actors that play them? How many crossovers have you read where someone meets their look-alike from another universe? Think of the classic Buffy episode The Replacements, in which Riley Finn says of two Xanders: "Doesn't it make everyone wanna lock them in separate rooms and do experiments on them?"

Fuck that shit, let's see what happens when they're locked in a room together! Maybe they'll have sex? Awesome. We all love imagining pretty faces making out with each other. Now it’s time to imagine pretty faces making out with themselves!

Rules:

All fandoms welcome! Both RPF and Fanfiction are fair game. And yes, this is an invitation for someone to write Brit Marling/Rhoda Williams (Another Earth).
Threesomes and more-somes are more than welcome, provided that at least TWO participants have the same face. You may have Arthur (Inception)/Tom (500 Days of Summer)/Zooey Deschanel. You may have Eames (Inception)/Tom Hardy/Handsome Bob (Rocknrolla). You may NOT have Eames/Joseph Gordon Levitt—at least, not in this meme.
For fictional characters, you may prompt different ages of the same character, even if that character was played by a different actor onscreen. For example, Dean Winchester as played by Brock Kelly can be shipped with Dean Winchester as played by Jensen Ackles. However, you may NOT prompt Brock!Dean/Tom Hanniger (played by Jensen). If the face doesn’t match, the character must be the same.
This is a kink-friendly meme: both YKINMK (Your Kink is Not My Kink) and YSINMS (Your Squick is Not My Squick) apply. Please respect both, and use thread titles to warn and avoid as needed.
Re: Underage — I'm sorry this is an issue, and remember, that which is condoned in fiction has NOTHING to do with what is condoned in reality — but if an ACTOR is currently underage, then writing RPF about that person is off limits. You may have Sam Winchester (age 15)/Sam Winchester (age 24), because Sam Winchester is a fictional character. You may NOT have Colin Ford/Sam Winchester, because Colin Ford is a real person under the age of seventeen. Please be considerate when warning. If you need clarification, feel free to private message me.
Wheaton's Law rules: DON'T BE A DICK. Otherwise angry nerds in ugly clown sweaters will storm your house and possibly attack you with photon torpedoes.

Prompts should list the pairing (including fandoms) in the subject line and the details of the prompt in a comment. Please add “Fill” to the subject line when answering a prompt, as well as any relevant warnings (including changing the warnings for later parts, if necessary). Do try to keep a reasonable proportion of your fills/prompts; i.e. if you leave five prompts, it's time to think about putting in a fill before you make another prompt. Remember: don't be a dick!

Unless it becomes an issue, anon commenting is ON and IP logging is OFF. I'm hoping this doesn't become an issue. I hate being Authority, because then I have to rebel against myself.

ETA: An excellent question about the eligibility of voice actor pairings was raised by black_sluggard. [Link to Thread] See the linked thread for details, but the tl;dr is: if you're unsure, ask, and there will be a case by case decision following the procedures I outlined in my reply.

So go forth and have fun!

List of Fills
(listed in order of posting for now, until I figure out a better method - by character or fandom or something, I'm not sure yet)

Hooked by

moragmacpherson - Jimmy Novak (SPN)/Jacob Glaser (Stonehenge Apocalypse); Novakcest, marking, mild blood play. (Explicit)
Untitled by

metonomia - Rhoda Williams/Herself (Another Earth); no warnings but contains some spoilers (Teen or Mature)
Let the Right One In by

moragmacpherson - Robo!Sam/BoyKing!Sam (SPN); rough sex, mild breathplay, power play, violence (Explicit)
Similarities and Differences by

thecookiemomma - Tenth Doctor (Doctor Who)/Barty Crouch Jr. (Harry Potter); oral sex, (Explicit)
Untitled by

joelthecat (posted as anonymous) - Vala Mal Doran (SG-1)/Aeryn Sun (Farscape); frottage (Mature)
In Which There Are Two Jensens by

orchidfire - Dean Winchester (SPN)/Boaz Priestly (Ten Inch Hero); oral sex, tattoo and piercing kink (Explicit)
Untitled by

joelthecat - Donna Noble (Doctor Who)/Lauren Cooper (The Catherine Tate Show); no warnings (General Audiences)
Alabaster by

orchidfire - Bellatrix Lestrange (Harry Potter) / Marla Singer (Fight Club); Violence, rape/non-con, object-insertion, torture, humiliation, hate sex, power imbalance, racism, misogyny, choking/breathplay (EXPLICIT)
Believe by

orchidfire - Jimmy Novak (SPN)/Jacob Glaser (Stonehenge Apocalypse) (non-Novakcest); no warnings (General Audiences)
Close Encounters of the Fourth-Dimensional Kind by

orchidfire - Trueform!Castiel/Trueform!Castiel (SPN); no warnings (General Audiences)
in these silences something may rise by

knightblazer - Jimmy Novak (SPN)/Jacob Glaser (Stonehenge Apocalypse); Novakcest, hand-kink (MATURE)
At the Double Palm by

joelthecat - Daniel Jackson (Stargate SG-1)/Jimmy (Sanctuary); oral sex (Mature)
Untitled by Anonymous - Laura Roslin(Battlestar Galactica 2003)/Sharon Raydor(The Closer); oral sex (Explicit)
No Time Like the Present by Anonymous - Eduardo Saverin (The Social Network)/Frank (Doctor Who); no warnings (General Audiences)

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

"Well, aren't you a good looking woman?"

Aeryn turned and found a duplicate of herself in the corner, except that the other was wearing an electric purple dress that sparkled all the way to the floor, while Aeryn wore plain black satin.

"The Peacekeepers cloned me?" she said. "Have they lost their collective mind?"

"Probably more complicated than that," said the other. "Vala Mal Doran," she said, extending her hand. "I'm with the Tauri."

"Aeryn Sun, Pea... adventurer."

"So, adventurer, are you in the sign-up-to-resist-the-proctors camp, or with the other useless shite at this sad excuse for a conference?"

"Don't think we've decided," said Aeryn. "Probably neutral."

"You can't be neutral in this war, pet."

"One of us on each side would cancel out to neutral."

"Not really."

"Want to explain?" Aeryn asked.

"Why don't you come up to my room and I'll show you," Vala said.

"That's hardly an originally line."

"Does it need to be? Come on, then. Are you really accomplishing anything here? Aren't you the least bit curious?"

Curious, Aeryn certainly was. She followed the copy of herself up an elevator to a private chamber. Vala flopped down on the bed.

"Come on," she said.

"Don't waste any time, do you?" said Aeryn.

"No time to waste." Vala grabbed her by the wrists and pulled, and Aeryn allowed herself to fall down on the bed. Then she squealed as Vala's fingers homed in on her most ticklish spot.

"How did you know...?" Aeryn gasped.

"I'm ticklish there, too." The woman found another target, and Aeryn almost screamed.

"You really are me," said Aeryn.

"Probably not exactly," said Vala, "but close enough for tickle tantrums. Wonder if we have the same sensitivities in other places?"

"Well," said Aeryn, "I rather like this."

"Ooh, nice. And someone I used to know did this."

Aeryn squealed again, then laughed as Vala peeled away her black dress, finding something to tickle at each step along the way. When she was done she brushed Aeryn's hair away from her face and kissed her.

"You're wearing too much," Aeryn said when she could breath again.

Vala stood up and wriggled, and the dress fell to the floor. She did not seem to be wearing anything under it, and when she came back to bed Aeryn reached for the parts that were so enticingly revealed.

"Good," said Vala.

"Perfect," said Aeryn. They twined their legs together and let their bodies find a rhythm that seemed to be the same for both.

Much later, they awoke still entwined when the door opened and the light came on.

"Vala," said a tall man with glasses, "I need... oh, my God!"

"Daniel," Vala said, "this is...."

"Uh-uh! Don't want to know! One of you is bad enough!" He stepped back and closed the door, and the women collapsed into giggles.

Thanks for the lovely fill, nonnie - would you like it to be listed with a title?

Actually it was me--I signed up for this account after writing it. Do as you like, and thanks for setting this up.

Welcome to DW, where comment!memes are ten times easier because there aren't any character limits. Damn glad to meet you.

I honestly had no idea what I was setting up when I did it -- I was expecting a couple of friends from mostly my current fandoms (hence the Supernatural and Inception-heavy examples in the rules), but I'm thrilled that it's gone off in the direction it has - especially because of all of the new rare-pair ships it's giving me. (Like this one.) =D

It's your choice: Right now you're the "Untitled by Anonymous" in the listing, but I can give the fic a title and/or list your new account as the author if you want it.

I expect you'd best label it with my account. I've got four anonymous prompts on the current last page and I need to assuage my guilt by getting the fic-to-prompt ratio up to a more acceptable level.

And thanks very much again!

Hey - you've got two fills. No guilt here. But if you decide to do more (and please do, I'm loving your work), please remember to put FILL in the subject line of your story so that I don't miss it while I'm updating the masterlist? Thanks so much - you rock.

Very fun!

Very flattering! Thank you!

Oh, my gosh. Perfect. I giggled. Daniel at the end! Poor guy! Excellent. Loved it.

Glad you liked it, and thanks for the prompt!

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