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moragmacpherson) wrote2012-02-08 09:18 pm
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Self-cest Comment-Fic Meme
Many thanks to
thecookiemomma for this lovely bannerThis is a multi-fandom comment-fic meme based on the following exchange:
Callowyn: to me, there is no such thing as a crack pairing.
Morag: Would you ship Arthur from Inception with Tom from 500 Days of Summer?
Callowyn: dude, I invented a verse solely for reasons of misha kissing misha. I WOULD SHIP ANYONE WITH THEMSELVES. AND YOU CAN QUOTE ME ON THAT.
Morag: Challenge accepted.
And there’s so much to work with! How many times have characters canonically met their past selves, or alternate reality versions of themselves, or an evil doppelganger, or even run across the actors that play them? How many crossovers have you read where someone meets their look-alike from another universe? Think of the classic Buffy episode The Replacements, in which Riley Finn says of two Xanders: "Doesn't it make everyone wanna lock them in separate rooms and do experiments on them?"
Fuck that shit, let's see what happens when they're locked in a room together! Maybe they'll have sex? Awesome. We all love imagining pretty faces making out with each other. Now it’s time to imagine pretty faces making out with themselves!
Rules:
- All fandoms welcome! Both RPF and Fanfiction are fair game. And yes, this is an invitation for someone to write Brit Marling/Rhoda Williams (Another Earth).
- Threesomes and more-somes are more than welcome, provided that at least TWO participants have the same face. You may have Arthur (Inception)/Tom (500 Days of Summer)/Zooey Deschanel. You may have Eames (Inception)/Tom Hardy/Handsome Bob (Rocknrolla). You may NOT have Eames/Joseph Gordon Levitt—at least, not in this meme.
- For fictional characters, you may prompt different ages of the same character, even if that character was played by a different actor onscreen. For example, Dean Winchester as played by Brock Kelly can be shipped with Dean Winchester as played by Jensen Ackles. However, you may NOT prompt Brock!Dean/Tom Hanniger (played by Jensen). If the face doesn’t match, the character must be the same.
- This is a kink-friendly meme: both YKINMK (Your Kink is Not My Kink) and YSINMS (Your Squick is Not My Squick) apply. Please respect both, and use thread titles to warn and avoid as needed.
- Re: Underage — I'm sorry this is an issue, and remember, that which is condoned in fiction has NOTHING to do with what is condoned in reality — but if an ACTOR is currently underage, then writing RPF about that person is off limits. You may have Sam Winchester (age 15)/Sam Winchester (age 24), because Sam Winchester is a fictional character. You may NOT have Colin Ford/Sam Winchester, because Colin Ford is a real person under the age of seventeen. Please be considerate when warning. If you need clarification, feel free to private message me.
- Wheaton's Law rules: DON'T BE A DICK. Otherwise angry nerds in ugly clown sweaters will storm your house and possibly attack you with photon torpedoes.
Prompts should list the pairing (including fandoms) in the subject line and the details of the prompt in a comment. Please add “Fill” to the subject line when answering a prompt, as well as any relevant warnings (including changing the warnings for later parts, if necessary). Do try to keep a reasonable proportion of your fills/prompts; i.e. if you leave five prompts, it's time to think about putting in a fill before you make another prompt. Remember: don't be a dick!
Unless it becomes an issue, anon commenting is ON and IP logging is OFF. I'm hoping this doesn't become an issue. I hate being Authority, because then I have to rebel against myself.
ETA: An excellent question about the eligibility of voice actor pairings was raised by black_sluggard. [Link to Thread] See the linked thread for details, but the tl;dr is: if you're unsure, ask, and there will be a case by case decision following the procedures I outlined in my reply.
So go forth and have fun!
List of Fills
(listed in order of posting for now, until I figure out a better method - by character or fandom or something, I'm not sure yet)
Hooked by
moragmacpherson - Jimmy Novak (SPN)/Jacob Glaser (Stonehenge Apocalypse); Novakcest, marking, mild blood play. (Explicit)Untitled by
metonomia - Rhoda Williams/Herself (Another Earth); no warnings but contains some spoilers (Teen or Mature)Let the Right One In by
moragmacpherson - Robo!Sam/BoyKing!Sam (SPN); rough sex, mild breathplay, power play, violence (Explicit)Similarities and Differences by
thecookiemomma - Tenth Doctor (Doctor Who)/Barty Crouch Jr. (Harry Potter); oral sex, (Explicit) Untitled by
joelthecat (posted as anonymous) - Vala Mal Doran (SG-1)/Aeryn Sun (Farscape); frottage (Mature)In Which There Are Two Jensens by
orchidfire - Dean Winchester (SPN)/Boaz Priestly (Ten Inch Hero); oral sex, tattoo and piercing kink (Explicit)Untitled by
joelthecat - Donna Noble (Doctor Who)/Lauren Cooper (The Catherine Tate Show); no warnings (General Audiences)Alabaster by
orchidfire - Bellatrix Lestrange (Harry Potter) / Marla Singer (Fight Club); Violence, rape/non-con, object-insertion, torture, humiliation, hate sex, power imbalance, racism, misogyny, choking/breathplay (EXPLICIT)Believe by
orchidfire - Jimmy Novak (SPN)/Jacob Glaser (Stonehenge Apocalypse) (non-Novakcest); no warnings (General Audiences)Close Encounters of the Fourth-Dimensional Kind by
orchidfire - Trueform!Castiel/Trueform!Castiel (SPN); no warnings (General Audiences)in these silences something may rise by
knightblazer - Jimmy Novak (SPN)/Jacob Glaser (Stonehenge Apocalypse); Novakcest, hand-kink (MATURE)At the Double Palm by
joelthecat - Daniel Jackson (Stargate SG-1)/Jimmy (Sanctuary); oral sex (Mature)Untitled by Anonymous - Laura Roslin(Battlestar Galactica 2003)/Sharon Raydor(The Closer); oral sex (Explicit)
No Time Like the Present by Anonymous - Eduardo Saverin (The Social Network)/Frank (Doctor Who); no warnings (General Audiences)
FILL: "At the Double Palm" | NC-17 | Stargate SG-1: Daniel/Sanctuary: Jimmy
"Deep-dish pizza?" Daniel asked.
"You might say so," the General said. "After the conference, meet a young man in the... Palm Room in the Conservatory? Does that make sense?"
"Garfield Park. Got it."
Daniel took "after the conferance" to mean Sunday after he checked out of his hotel. He left his bag in the rental car and sauntered into the conservatory as if motivated purely by curiosity. There was only one "young man" in the palm room. He stood with his back to Daniel, looking up at the Double Palm. Daniel moved up beside him.
"Jimmy?" he asked.
"That's my name. Don't wear it out."
"My name is Daniel Jackson. I'm supposed to collect a breadboard from you."
"Yeah. Come to the men's room with me."
"Excuse me?"
"Well, I'm not going to get it out in public, am I?" The young man turned to look at Daniel, and both froze.
For starters, he wasn't all that young, although General Hammond might have had a different point of view on that. He seemed to be about Daniel's age. Also, about Daniel's height.
And with Daniel's face.
"Are you," Jimmy asked, "from around here?"
"I worked here for a while," Daniel said, "but I was raised in New York City. My parents died when I was very young."
"Mine died when I was twelve," Jimmy told him.
"You knew him?"
"Yeah, for what he was worth."
"Not brothers, then," said Daniel.
"Not unless somebody lied to somebody. You human? Magnus didn't say."
Daniel had a moment of panic, wondering how much his duplicate knew about the existence of other species and exactly who this Magnus person was, before deciding that a truthful answer could do no harm.
"Yes," he said. "You?"
"Abnormal. Don't even ask; just come in the john with me and I'll show you."
Daniel had no idea what an "abnormal" was, and that seemed like the least of his problems trailed after Jimmy, pondering. He had no idea how well his parents had got along. This man might well be his brother. Or he could be a clone. Or a mass of replicators held together by pure malice. The two men weren't exactly identical, Daniel told himself. Jimmy was scruffier. He even had the shadow of a beard. Replicators would not have those tiny differences, and the other possibilities were not immediately dangerous. He hoped not, anyway.
"'When faced with an apparently impossibe problem,'" he quoted, "eliminate the answers that cannot be true, and choose the simplest solution remaining.' I guess maybe somebody did lie to somebody, and my dad or somebody wasn't perfect." An imperfect father was actually a more comforting prospect than any of the other options.
"Doesn't really matter," Jimmy said.
Daniel followed Jimmy into a bathroom stall, worried that someone would notice two pairs of feet beneath the door, then saw the four shoes beneath the partition, and heard what their owners were doing. He was in a stall with his near-twin in THAT kind of public toilet. Things were just getting worse and worse.
"Abnormal," said Jimmy. "We're all different, but I got...."
He pulled up a tee with a polar bear eating an inuit like a popsicle and revealed a long scar.
"God," said Daniel, "what happened to you?"
"Born with it," said Jimmy. He placed Daniel's hand over it, and Daniel realized that the scar... birthmark... whatever it was was open. Fascinated, Daniel slid his hand inside, and Jimmy gasped as if he were a woman being touched.
"Sorry," Jimmy said. "It's as sensitive as...."
"Yeah," said Daniel. He withdrew his hand, holding a plastic bag with a wire-wrapped prototype board in it. General Hammond's package, no doubt.
"Be careful with that," said Jimmy. "I don't want to tell you how many border checkpoints I carried it through."
"Smuggled? Oh." Daniel's thumb traced the exterior of the pouch, which sealed firmly. Jimmy smiled and swayed a bit. The couple in the next stall were making ecstatic noises. Daniel slipped the bag into the pocket of his windbreaker. Either his curious touch or the activities in the next stall had given Jimmy something of an erection, and suddenly Daniel found himself in the same condition.
"Jimmy? On the long list of things that have happened to me today that have absolutely never happened before...."
"You want me to help you with that?"
"You're gay?" It figured. His twin was gay. Did that mean Daniel was gay? He was reacting like he was gay. He couldn't be, though, because he liked women, but he....
"Sometimes yes, sometimes no," Jimmy said. "I lived on the streets after my Dad died. You learn to do things to survive."
"You...?" Daniel felt himself wilt. "You don't have to do anything you don't want to," he told Jimmy.
"Trust me, I want to." He leaned forward and kissed Daniel. His moustache tickled, but the lips beneath it were hard, and the tongue that teased its way into Daniel's mouth almost burned. Jimmy took a step forward and pressed his whole body against Daniel, and something hard pressed against Daniel's erection, something that must be Jimmy's hard cock. Daniel felt his own manhood twitch, and he swayed, his knees suddenly weak.
"How are we going to do this?" he whispered.
Jimmy smirked at him, and Daniel felt his hands working on his belt, his zipper, and then shucking the fabric away from his hips. Jimmy's hands wrapped around him and tugged the most delicious tug, and Daniel watched a bead of clear liquid form at his tip. His arms were around Jimmy's shoulders now, which he guessed did mean he was gay or at least bi or certainly curious....
TUG.
He pressed his lips against Jimmy's mouth again, and suddenly they were kissing with abandon, kissing like lovers at the end of a long separation, kissing with a joy that....
TUG.
"Oh, my God," Daniel whispered. His eyes closed, but he felt Jimmy slide down his body, and then those wonderful lips slid over the head of his cock. Daniel's eyes flew open, and he watched the glans disappear into....
Into his own face, into lips that swirled over the swollen head, around and around and then Daniel felt himself lunge, heard his own wild cry and saw his hands in Jimmy's hair, forcing the duplicate of his own head down on a cock that was suddenly exploding in all directions.
Daniel sagged against the partition. Jimmy stood up again, catching the fluid dribbling from the corners of his mouth out of his beard with one finger and then licking the finger clean. Daniel kissed him, kissed away the evidence, surprised at the pleasant salty taste.
"Lots of guys won't do that," Jimmy said. "They won't kiss you after."
Daniel wrapped his arms around Jimmy's shoulders and kissed him again, first gently, the furiously. Only as the kiss tapered off did he become aware of the hard maleness poking into his front.
"You don't have to...." Jimmy said. Before he finished Daniel had pushed Jimmy's sweatpants down and had the other man's cock in his hands. He had to do it quickly, before he lost his nerve and remembered that he absolutely was not gay and would never ever hold another guy's balls in one hand and work a hard cock with the other one, work it until....
Jimmy bit his lip when he came and made almost no sound. When he finished he leaned forward and laid his hand on Daniel's shoulder.
"Thank you," he whispered.
Daniel had no idea what to do next, but he couldn't just stand there. He pulled some paper from the toilet roll, wiped Jimmy off and tucked him back into his trousers, then cleaned his hands and tossed the paper away. His own equipment didn't look too bad. He closed himself up, suddenly wanting very much to be out of that stall. Not only had he just had sex with another man, he had had sex with someone who might well be his own brother. How sick was that? He opened the door, staggered to the sink and scrubbed his hands under the water. Jimmy came and stood beside him.
"Daniel?" he asked. "You okay?"
"Yeah," said Daniel, still scrubbing.
"You said you never did that before," Jimmy said. "Not what you expected?"
Daniel touched a wet hand to Jimmy's face, so nearly his own face. He traced the line of that mysterious slash through the white tee, and ended with his hand on Jimmy's crotch.
"None of it was what I expected," he said.
"You gonna be okay?"
"Yes," said Daniel. He would. If he could deal with Go'auld and replicators and what he caught Sam and Janet doing that time, he could deal with having sex with his bro... not his brother. With someone who sort of looked like him but was absolutely not his brother. "I deal with weirder stuff than this on a daily basis."
"Then you must have a strange life, my friend," said Jimmy.
"I do," said Daniel, "and I have to catch a plane and get back to it."
"If you're ever in Chicago again...."
"I will," said Daniel, knowing he never would.
Re: FILL: "At the Double Palm" | NC-17 | Stargate SG-1: Daniel/Sanctuary: Jimmy
Re: FILL: "At the Double Palm" | NC-17 | Stargate SG-1: Daniel/Sanctuary: Jimmy
Thanks for your very kind words.
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(Anonymous) 2012-02-19 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)Re: FILL: "At the Double Palm" | NC-17 | Stargate SG-1: Daniel/Sanctuary: Jimmy
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Deeds xx
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