How Do You Solve a Problem Like Vetinari?

I may have disappeared for a bit.  The last few weeks have been a combination of sleep deprivation, family visitation, unholy amounts of readings for classes (and it's the anti-last semester, so all of the readings are pioneering new areas of boring and pedantic), even more grading than reading (and my, the special snowflakes in this group), and, yes, writing the big bang fic.  For sncross_bigbang .  The Discworld one.  I swear I mentioned this. Currently at 15,350 words and not even out of Ankh-Morpork yet.  Crap.  Yes, there's a reason I haven't updated anything else in two months.  Plus, ooh, I think I've got a beta for it now.  Yays!

So why am I up at 6:00 am?  Because Havelock Vetinari doesn't sleep.

( And he hogs all the covers too... )