I hate this part...

So I'm working on my help_pakistan fic and, in accordance with bookchan's wishes, have dropped the SG-1 team in the midst of Lancre.  I've got the beginning and the end bits set up and I'm pretty sure they work out fine, (and because I'm on an in media res kick, they're both in the first bits) but I'm on the middle parts and... gyahhh.  Balancing the jokes I want to make with Exposition Overload and it's all just... arglebarglewharglegarb, not to mention that Jack and Teal'c keep disappearing for paragraphs at a time.  I'm on attempt number five to get this scene written and if it doesn't work out soon the whole bloody thing's getting hand-waved.  In the immortal words of James May: "Cock!"

P.S. - Thanks to everyone who offered help with the speed of Discworld light question.  I'm pretty sure THAT joke at least is going to make it in, regardless of what else happens, is probably going to stick around