Checking In

I know I've been out of touch and that's only going to get worse for the next month.  Sorry guys!

1.  Reverse Big Bang fic is done!  And 25,000 words long - only five times the minimum, heaven help me.  And the art for it is amazing - can't wait for the rest of you to see it on November 7.  So much love to jjhunter and dollarformyname for working with me on it.

2.  xover_exchange fic is half written. 

3.  Need to work on my report now.

I'm not keeping up on anything, I'm dreading the election results tonight, but fuck it, I'm going to go see Neil Gaiman, so I'm just going to laugh and keep pressing on.

w00tstock! Or: Mine eyes have seen Neil Gaiman AKA the night we learned ASL for 'elephant spunk'

Yea, though I went to W00tstock and it was good.

And lo, though Neil's plane was delayed due to lack of paperwork such that Adam Savage was forced to incoherently introduce the show, Neil arrived with a giant print out of Wil Wheaton, and it was good.

And yea, so it was that Paul and Storm realized that there were a pair of ASL interpreters on duty and pronounced that, "This is so not a toy we're going to play with until it's breaks," and this was to prove a prophecy filled with much truth.

And lo, Bill Amend did appear onstage and make the unlikeliest of connections: Marmaduke and 2 girls 1 cup.  And there was much rejoicing.

And then did Neil Himself appear on stage and read two stories, including one which included the words 'elephant spunk' and thus was a new meme born.

And then there was much additional silliness including a song about having Stephen Fry's baby and the Red vs. Blue people and the exceptionally funny man responsible for banning people from X-Box Live, and all of it was good.

And lo, Adam Savage took the stage and was much better spoken, and we did learn that if Jamie Hyneman would fuck his couch if it looked like Angelina Jolie and then Adam did realize that he'd just witnessed the ASL sign interpreters make the sign for 'cocksucker' and there was much rejoicing.

And in the end all four hosts did take the stage and I do not think that the words 'elephant spunk' have been said so many times in rapid succession such that the ASL interpreters turned beet red with laughter, and it was all very silly, and if I could marry Neil's voice, I would.

And there was much rejoicing.